The little angel that could

And did

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me:
walks into living room
tv:
tonight on how its made
me:
stands in same spot for 30 minutes watching how garbage bags are made

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angrybiology:

Let’s take a break from science for a second. Welcome to fucking unlicensed bullshit Halloween, starring such gaming favorites as Maria and Louisa! Become death as a store-brand assassin! Be that one guy from that one fighting game. Not the red guy, the white guy! If you weren’t gay before you put on the Woodland Warrior costume, you will be by the time you gently wrap your fingers around the little Master Sword that couldn’t. These are the costumes you buy for your kid to shut them up without accidentally giving them the impression that you love them.

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Being sick in Elementary:
Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies
Being sick in high school:
OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA
College:
did I have class today